INDEX TO WEB SITE
KITE MAKING PAGES
CONTRIBUTIONS FROM READERS
STORIES AND EBAY SALES
1 AN OLD LAND ROVER
STORY UPDATE AND EBAY LISTING NEWS
Below are listed in descending order the new story updates and the latest Ebay listings. If the listing is still live just follow the link, (if it is not live see the PDF file.) When the Ebay auction has ended the item becomes a story.
If you have anything you wish to add to the stories, i.e. feedback when asked on auctions, when I ask for suggested uses for items, whether the auction has finished or still live. Just email me and I will include the funny and weird ones in the stories. Remember this is a dynamic book and is ever changing. Please note if you do not use Outlook Express just copy and paste my email address. Also if you would like an email alert when there is a new listing or when a story is added, just send an email and I will put you on the mailing list.
Contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Feb 2014 Decided to start writing short stories again so story 46 added Caravan Rage
( Getting fed up with trying to write a book. )
May 2013 Stories by Helen Worrall added
01 Apr 2013 Ebay listing PDF File of story 45 Selling the Foggydave carrier bag
January 2013 I plan to add more Ebay listings, stories and kite related stuff in the near future. Just lately I have been having really positive feedback on the stories which will I hope spur me on to write more
20.Apr 2012 Kite making pages added
23.Jun 2011 Ubiquitous adverts added
11 Apr 2011 TomTom satnav blues added
28 Mar 2011 Stories edited and verses updated
16 Jan 2011 Edited and more rap verses and other Ebay sales added
03 Aug 2010 Story 44 added Selling Land Rover Bull Bars
27 Jul 2010 Ebay listing PDF File of story 44 Selling Land Rover Bull Bars
05 Jun 2010 Stories by Rich (Hattymender) added
25 May 2010 Link to Salad Fingers created
16 Apr 2010 The real meaning of Haynes Manual instructions
27 Mar 2010 Some Other Ebay Sales with Stories
01 Jan 2010 Lots of editing, more verses and 'Collective nouns for animal names'
13 Aug 2009 Story 43 added Selling a tow / recovery chain
01 Aug 2009 Ebay listing (PDF File) of story 43 Selling Car Tow Chain
20 July 2009 Story 42 added Selling Land Rover Steps.
07 July 2009 Ebay listing (PDF File) of story 42 Selling Landrover side steps
01 July 2009 Story 41 added 'The Boat'.
20 June 2009 Story 40 added Selling a horse whip.
10 June 2009 Ebay listing (PDF File)of story 40 Selling a horse whip.
24 May 2009 Story 39 added Selling a juicer.
13 May 2009 Ebay listing (PDF File)of story 39 Selling a juicer.
19 Apr 2009 Story 38 added Selling a motorbike jacket.
09 Apr 2009 Additions to A Few Verses + Story 32 edited.
07 Apr 2009 Ebay listing (PDF File ) of story 38 Selling a Motorcycle jacket.
09 Mar 2009 Story 37 added Selling a torch.
27 Feb 2009 Ebay listing (PDF File)of story 37 Selling a torch.
26 Feb 2009 Updated story 36
17 Feb 2009 Story 36 added Selling a pair of boots update, and Foggydaves Cantenna page altered
10 Feb 2009 Story 35 Selling a Parraffin blow lamp added
01 Feb 2009 Ebay listing (PDF file) of story 35 Selling a Paraffin blow lamp.
27 Jan 2009 Story 34 The Universe is a big place added.
20 Jan 2009 Story 33 Selling a car beacon added.
13 Jan 2009 Other evil / hero guides added.
09 Jan 2009 Ebay listing (PDF file) of story 33 Selling a car beacon / amber light.
27 Dec 2008 Story 32 Metamorphosis added.
20 Dec 2008 Story 31 Christmas light rage added.
20 Dec 2008 Story 30 Selling a cigarette lighter added + No8 to A Few verses added.
10 Dec 2008 Ebay listing (PDF file) of story 30 Selling a lighter. (My ancestry search).
06 Dec 2008 Story 29 Zen and the art of Landrover maintenance added.
26 Nov 2008 More verses added to A Few Verses.
23 Nov 2008 Names I call my wife added.
21 Nov 2008 Story 28 Selling a Highway Code book added.
10 Nov 2008 Ebay listing (PDF file) of story twenty eight Selling a Highway Code book.
01 Nov 2008 Story 27 Halloween added.
17 Oct 2008 Story 26 Selling motorbike panniers added.
07 Oct 2008 Ebay listing (PDF file) of story twenty six Selling motorbike panniers.
02 Oct 2008 Story 25 My guitar and amp added.
23 Sep 2008 Web site re-design.
23 Sep 2008 Story 24 'The real De Vinci Code added .
19 Sep 2008 Story 23 Selling an old pair of boots added.
09 Sep 2008 Ebay listing ( PDF file) of story twenty three Selling an old pair of boots.
04 Sep 2008 The Evil Minions Guide added to Other stuff.
29 Aug 2008 Story 22 'Shopping and the hesitant doors' added.
27 Aug 2008 Story 5 'A new job at the funeral parlour' added..
27 Aug 2008 Story 21 'Selling a wheel clamp' added.
17 Aug 2008 Ebay listing. (PDF file) of story twenty one, Selling a wheel clamp.
16 Aug 2008 Story 20 Witchery Part seven added .
10 Aug 2008 Story 19, Selling 3 tonnes of clay. (It dried too quickly), added.
01 Aug 2008 A Few Verses added to Other Stuff.
28 July 2008 Story 18, Witchery part six added.
24 July 2008 The Evil Overlord List added to Other Stuff.
24 July 2008 Story 17, Selling a Hi Vis Jacket added.
12 July 2008 Ebay listing (PDF file) of story seventeen, Selling Hi Vis coat.
10 July 2008 Story 16, Witchery part five added.
06 July 2008 Story 15, Selling goal posts added.
23 June 2008 Ebay listing ( PDF file) of story Fifteen, Selling Goal posts.
14 June 2008 Story 14, Witchery part four added.
06 June 2008 FoggyDaves Cantenna added in "Other Stuff".
06 June 2008 Story 13, Selling Ratchet straps added.
30 May 2008 Ebay listing of story Thirteen, Selling Ratchet Straps.
26 May 2008 Story 12 ,Witchery part three added.
21 May 2008 Story 11, Selling a Hitchdrive added.
09 May 2008 Ebay listing of story Eleven, Selling a Hitchdrive.
06 May 2008 Web first published with stories, 1 to 10.